Beat to the Punch

Author: Cobb

Date: July 26, 2005

by Cobb
7-26-05
what is a contingency clown?
nasa hired me to distract children and parents just in case something went wrong with the launch of the shuttle.
jeez. they do think of everything. it's a good thing nothing went wrong,
yeah, but now i have to find a new job.
well, there's that investigation of the plame scandal. that could go horribly wrong.
yeah i tried for that one, but the job went to somebody named roberts.