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| the subcommittee for human and animal relations has sent me on a diplomatic foray. i present myself to you as the liberal fairy. my charter is to establish a semi-permanent grant status. | |
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| you can think of me as a fairy godmother. you know, three wishes and all? | |
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| i assure you that, although i am fully capable of godlike powers only instantiated in your wildest dreams, that i am in fact as real as the nose on your face. | |
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