Mechassault Jihad

Author: Cobb

Date: February 16, 2006

by Cobb
2-16-06
as you can see, i have set fire to hundreds of buildings, and destroyed countless military installations.
what is that device in your hand?
i wouldn't expect a reincarnation of the prophet muhammad to understand, but basically it's called a controller. you can watch me on that screen.
are you controlling that giant robot? that's impressive.
so as you can see, i've done my share of jihad. so where's my escalade?
i'll trade you for the robot.