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| i am the liberal fairy. i'm here to grant you a wish of one burrito. | |
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| no way. that's not the way it works. you can't read my thoughts then show up with a pre-packaged wish. you have to ask what i want. | |
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| the committee of liberal fairies have slightly altered the rules of engagement. but since you claimed your right to a spontaneous wish, i am bound to grant you that. | |
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| that's more like it. i want 50 thousand latin american troops to assist in iraq. | |
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| sorry, i cannot compel people to do things against their wishes. | |
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| fine. then build the wall. | |
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