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| look. we're highly intelligent criminals banished to this forsaken arm of the galaxy, right? | |
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| serving a boring sentence of two hundred earth orbits, and the only recreation is messing with humanity. | |
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| but if our captors find out how we violate the prime directive, we could be transferred to where there is no sentient life at all. | |
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| so you're saying abducting a whole plane is too extreme? i did it for you. | |
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| i'm really not that needy. five maybe six anal probes and i'm good for a month. | |
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| look, i can't just take it back to customer service. | |
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