Insane Infomercials

Author: ColieCutie

Date: November 20, 2001

by ColieCutie
11-20-01
Do to Technical Difficulties of your regularly scheduled program, I would like to inform you that a ducky infomercial will be placed on until that time.
Have you ever had that itchy burning sensation after sex? - Its called Indinoloscoploinueutsy syndrome. -With this new pill!
Yes. All the time. What is it? -Oh. How do I treat it? -OH WOW! *takes pill* mm CHERRY-RIFIC! ...wha....aahhh!!!!!! IT BURRNNNSS!!!
Hehe woops. wrronngg pill!