Hank Watches Television 20 : Evening News Headlines

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: April 26, 2009

by ComedyGeek
4-26-09
On the Evening News...
Tonight on Evening News... Canadian Senate to be deterined by scratch-off lotto tickets in a game called Set for Life...
Makes sense.
...reaction is mixed to the new line of eerily life-like dolls from the folks at Uncanny Valley...
They're cute, but in a creepy kind way.
... and funnyman Eugene Levy will be here promoting his new movie, "Uncool White Guy".
That shizzle be crunkin', brah.