Hank Watches Television 22 : Petunia Has Some Questions

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: April 28, 2009

by ComedyGeek
4-28-09
Petunia has some questions
If meat is murder, then is salad manslaughter, or just herbicide?
I'm a herivore. For me, it's lunch.
If "bacterium" is the singular of "bacteria", then what's the singular of "cafeteria"?
Café.
Does calling some numbers "signifigant digits" make the other numbers feel bad?
Only the irrational ones.