Hank Watches Television 23 : SWINE FLU ARMAGEDDON!

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: April 29, 2009

by ComedyGeek
4-29-09
Tonight! SWINE FLU ARMAGEDDON! When will it KILL YOU? How soon will you DIE? How horrible will your OINKING DOOM be?
We have with us tonight a REAL LIVE SCIENTIST from the CDC! Tell us, Doctor Botie, about our coming BIBLICAL DEATHS?
Actually, people have nothing to worry about. A hundred times more people die from the regular flu each year than this "swine flu".
Well, he's no fun.