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| Tonight! SWINE FLU ARMAGEDDON! When will it KILL YOU? How soon will you DIE? How horrible will your OINKING DOOM be? | |
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| We have with us tonight a REAL LIVE SCIENTIST from the CDC! Tell us, Doctor Botie, about our coming BIBLICAL DEATHS? | |
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| Actually, people have nothing to worry about. A hundred times more people die from the regular flu each year than this "swine flu". | |
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