Hank Watches Television 24 : An Important Annoucement

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: April 30, 2009

by ComedyGeek
4-30-09
Music : Male chorus humming "Glory, Hallelujah" softly in background
Hi folks! I'm Petunia, your lovable friend from the Internet's favorte webcomic, Hank Watches Television.
And I'm her friend, companion, and reality interpreter, Hank.
There's been a lot of talk about something called the "swine flu" lately, and on behalf of all pigs, I'd just like to say that it's not our fault.
They didn't ask to be locked away in filthy pens then eaten!
And all you vegans, Muslims, and Jews have to stop giving us dirty looks!
Yeah, what's WITH that anyway?