Hank Watches Television 25 : The Trouble With Zoos

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: May 1, 2009

by ComedyGeek
5-01-09
Zoos have always bothered me. I love to see the animals, but I can't ignore the fact that the animals are basically in jail.
Say, cousin, what are you in for?
Same as you, pal. Life sentence for humans finding me cute and fun to look at.
I kinda wish they could put all the animals back where they found them at night, and catch new ones every day.
Say, haven't I captured you before?
Nope, nope. Never seen me before. Say, what kind of tranq darts are those?
Eventually, the animals would start thinking of it like jury duty
By the way, where's Roy today?
Zoo duty. Poor guy. I always get out of it by pretending to be rabid.