Hank Watches Television 30 : Ice Cold Rant

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: May 6, 2009

by ComedyGeek
5-06-09
Have an ice-cold LaSchlitzweiser today!
Jesus, WTF is it with this "ice cold" crap?
For one, "ice cold" is not an inherent property of your beer, so you can't sell it on that quality. For all you know, it'll be piss warm when it gets to me.
And there's only one thing that is "ice cold", and that's ICE. If your beer is a liquid, it's probably just a touch warmer than "ice cold".