Hank Watches Television 35 : More Questions From Peunia

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: May 11, 2009

by ComedyGeek
5-11-09
More questions from Petunia
How come every time I regret things, I end up feeling bad about it later?
Because you're a slave to irony.
Can a recovering Catholic stick a communion wafter to his arm and claim he's on the patch?
Only if he gets a special dispensation from Richard Dawkins.
Is it true that you're a fudge packer?
No, dear. I'm the fudge.