Bonus Strip : Paranoid Messiah

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: May 15, 2009

by ComedyGeek
5-15-09
I'd be one paranoid Messiah.
Now let me be absolutely clear on this : my teachings never, ever, ever, ever justify racial prejudice, genocide, imperialism, hating anyone, or weird rules about food! EVER EVER EVER!
Right, right, gotcha.
One hundred years later...
Clearly, what he meant when he said that was that is that we should slaughter all those filthy oil-hogging pig-eating subhuman monsters that we hate so much in the country next to ours.
Makes sense to me!