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| Good evening, and welcome to Evening News. I'm Tad Pretentious. | |
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| And I'm Mary Widow. Today's top story : Scientists claim to have isolated the so-called "gay gene". | |
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| This gene, which is found in only about one percent of the male population, is responsible for all cases of men being "born gay". | |
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| Then professor, how do you explain the remaining nine percent of the male population who identify as gay? | |
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| Obviously, they're not really gay. They're just men who love cock. | |
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| Works for me! Back to you, Mary and Tad! | |
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