Hank Watches Television 51 : The Guru Speaks

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: May 27, 2009

by ComedyGeek
5-27-09
Oh great Guru, why must I always choose amongst millions of options?
Because you have no choice.
But I can't do that! Is there a solution for my option paralysis?
There are many. You must pick one.
Wait, are you being Zen, ot just ironic?
Yes.