Hank Watches Television 53 : Splorgle

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: May 29, 2009

by ComedyGeek
5-29-09
You've never experienced anything like.... SPLORGLE.
Yeah, well, I've never had a hernia either, doesn't make it a good thing.
Available in three flavours : Cosmic, Mystical, and Extreme!
None of those sound like flavours. Actually, none of those sound like FOOD.
Connect with some today.... or we'll kill your parents.
Wait, what? OK, that's it, marketing has officially gone too far.