Hank Watches Television 56 : Music On Hold

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: June 1, 2009

by ComedyGeek
6-01-09
On-hold music is not without its perils. For one thing, they keep interrupting the music.
'cause I'm as free as a bird, y'all... and this bird you cannot YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US. PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE...
Fuck!
And sometimes, if it's a really good song, you're disappointed when the person finally answers.
Uh.... could you put me on hold again? At least until the end of Stairway?
*sigh* OK, but this is the last time!
And of course, whatever you do, don't sing along with the music, or this is bound to happen...
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIIIIE! Oooooh baby.... uh, hi boss.
Hello..... "baby".