Hank Watches Television 60 : More Evening News

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: June 5, 2009

by ComedyGeek
6-05-09
Our top story tonight.... in support of atheists, God has announced plans to stop existing.
But first, in deference to the new economic realities in the news business, this word from our new sponsor, IHOP.
*ahem* Come to IHOP to try our latest sensation, the Luftwaffle.
It'll blitzkrieg your tastebuds with flavour!
I feel dirty now, Mary.
Me too, Tad. Hold me.