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| Back to our top story, God has announced plans to stop existing some time in the near future. We go now to a press conference in Heaven. | |
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| Well, I've been reading a lot of Richard Dawkins lately, and what he says really makes a lot of sense. Ceasing to exist seems like the best way to support him. | |
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| And when do you plan to stop existing, God? | |
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| Well now, if I told you, that would defeat the point, wouldn't it? Could be tomorrow... could be a million years from now. In fact, I might have already done it. | |
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| Stop showing off, Dad! And hey, just when you planning on telling ME about this big plan of yours? | |
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