Hank Watches Television 61 : Message From God II

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: June 6, 2009

by ComedyGeek
6-06-09
Back to our top story, God has announced plans to stop existing some time in the near future. We go now to a press conference in Heaven.
Well, I've been reading a lot of Richard Dawkins lately, and what he says really makes a lot of sense. Ceasing to exist seems like the best way to support him.
And when do you plan to stop existing, God?
Well now, if I told you, that would defeat the point, wouldn't it? Could be tomorrow... could be a million years from now. In fact, I might have already done it.
Stop showing off, Dad! And hey, just when you planning on telling ME about this big plan of yours?