Hank Watches Television 63 : Neutral Interface Issues

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: June 8, 2009

by ComedyGeek
6-08-09
How are the plans for the next Earth Excursion Vessel coming along, Throknor?
Quite well, Your Handedness. The new ship looks exactly like what the Earthlings call a "Frisbee".
Excellent work, Thronknor. And please, call me "Wooby". All my friends do. Now, what about the Neural Interface Record and Archive project?
We are still abducting and "interfacing" with humans... "Wooby"... but I still insist that what you insist is a Neutral Interface actually has another purpose.
I'm well aware of your perverse theories, Throknor. But everyone knows that all sentient species vent their wastes as steam, not..... what you've said.
Do I have to show you the picture of the toilet again, Wooby?