Hank Watches Television 68 : Close Encounters

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: June 14, 2009

by ComedyGeek
6-14-09
Wow! So this is a real live alien spaceship!
Yup. I came here all the way from the planet Catamite in search of one thing, Earthling.
And that is?
Freaky gay sex with a monkey.
Then why do you need me? I don't have a monkey.
You ARE the monkey, dumbass! Now help me with my Speedo...