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| ... and there he was, naked as a jaybird!" | |
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| OK, folks, WTF is with that phrase? How the hell did the innocent jaybirds somehow become the definition of human nudity? | |
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| I mean, what weirdo looked at a jaybird and thought "My god, that bird is NAKED!" Hel-LO, it's a BIRD! It's an animal! Of course it's naked! | |
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| It could just as easily have been "naked as a bear" and it would have made just as much sense! | |
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