Hank Watches Television 76 : Assault, Torture, and Theft

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: June 21, 2009

by ComedyGeek
6-21-09
Sir! Guess what just happened!?A group of people just beat, tortured, and stole from someone they didn't like!
Oh my god, that's terrible! Did anyone else see this?
Plenty of people, sir, but they all just laughed or pretended not to notice, and nobody did anything to stop it!
What about the authorities? What did they do?
Nothing, because they were all children!
Oh, well, that's all good and proper, then. For a moment I was worried.