Hank Watches Television 77 : Doing The Time

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: June 22, 2009

by ComedyGeek
6-22-09
After one week in prison
Oh God, honey, it's hell in here! You've got to get me out of here!
I've got Daddy working on your appeal, honey!
One month later...
You know, once you get to know some of these guys, they're actually pretty nice. I mean REALLY nice... they'll do almost anything...
Don't worry, dear, we'll have you out of here soon!
One year later....
Bah! Begone, foul creature... I no longer crave you or your kind!
Daddy says it's taking so long because.... wait... are you wearing perfume?