Hank Watches Television 85 : Alternate Karaoke Night

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: June 30, 2009

by ComedyGeek
6-30-09
To the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles
Hey McMahon, I got a mean right hook, And I'm great at grappling, could you take a look?
I'm basing my life on The Rock's career, And I need a break, so I want to be a pay-per-view fighter Pay-per-view FIGHT-ER!
To the tune of "Hakuna Matata" from The Lion King
Cthulhu F'tagn! What a wonderful phrase! Cthulhu f'tagn! means the End of Days!
To the tune of "Rubber Ducky" from Sesame Street"
Rubber dildo, you're the one! You make bath time oh so fun! Rubber dildo, I'm so awfully fond of YOU!