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To the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles
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| Hey McMahon, I got a mean right hook, And I'm great at grappling, could you take a look? | |
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| I'm basing my life on The Rock's career, And I need a break, so I want to be a pay-per-view fighter Pay-per-view FIGHT-ER! | |
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To the tune of "Hakuna Matata" from The Lion King
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| Cthulhu F'tagn! What a wonderful phrase! Cthulhu f'tagn! means the End of Days! | |
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To the tune of "Rubber Ducky" from Sesame Street"
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| Rubber dildo, you're the one! You make bath time oh so fun! Rubber dildo, I'm so awfully fond of YOU! | |
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