Hank Watches Television 89 : Cutting the Cord

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: July 4, 2009

by ComedyGeek
7-04-09
I left the womb, mother! You're just going to have to deal with it!
Oh, I never should have let them cut that cord! Ever since, you've been so cold, so distant!
Mom!
Darling, it was so much better before. We were always close, you never went out, I fed you all the time and you never complained!
Jesus, Mom!
But that wasn;t good enough for Mister Big Shot, no! You couldn't wait to be born and get away from your mother!