Hank Watches Television 91 : I'm Not Racist

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: July 6, 2009

by ComedyGeek
7-06-09
Nothing good can possibly come of a sentence that starts like this...
I'm not racist, but...
!
There's pretty much no escape once you've started a sentence like this, except maybe this...
I'm not racist, but..... um... no, that's it. I'm not racist.
I should say not!
In fact, this phrase is so fraught with emotional context that the most fun you can have with it is to attach it to random facts
I'm not racist, but water expands when it freezes.
I'm not a racist, but Hyde Park is a Caroline era comedy of manners.