Hank Watches Television 92 : Irrational and Unpredictable 1

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: July 7, 2009

by ComedyGeek
7-07-09
People with Asperger's or near-Asperger's often think that humans beings are irrational and unpredictable.
But they are! Human beings are totally unpredictable!
Yeah! Stupid humans!
That's illogical. Millions of humans predict the behaviour of their fellow humans every day.
But I can't do it!
I'm sure glad I'm not a stupid human! Right, Mittens?
Right. But you saying that humans are therefore unpredictable is like a blind person saying there's no such thing as light.
But that would mean there's something wrong with ME, and not the WORLD!
Why'd your parents call you Mittens, anyway? BTW, this is my cat, Lion-O.