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Guests tonight on "What's Up Doctorates" : two Professors of Recent History, Doctors Weis and Brett. Doctor Weis, what is your speciality?
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| The period of five seconds ago, when you famously introduced us as "A pair of arrogant academic assholes". | |
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I should say so! Doctor Weis, please...
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| My Theory of Program Host Unctuousness clearly states that he introduced us as "two of the most brilliant, underpaid, and sexually irresitable beings in the Cosmos". | |
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Gentlemen, this show is being taped. We could quickly resolve...
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| That's patently aburd. It would never work! | |
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| Of course not! A videotape of some fly-by-night television show could never be accepted as evidence in a field as important as History! | |
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