Hank Watches Television 108 : None Whatsoever!

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: July 23, 2009

by ComedyGeek
7-23-09
This weekend only at ShopMart, there is NO SALE WHATSOEVER going on! That's right, NO SALE AT ALL!
Seriously?
Even if it's marked down, you still pay FULL PRICE! Gaze at aisle after all of regular prices! Gape at the complete lack of colorful signage!
So don't miss this once in a lifetime event! We repeat... for this weekend only, there is NO SALE AT SHOPMART!
I'd go, but there's a dress code.