Hank Watches Television 109 : Dear God

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: July 24, 2009

by ComedyGeek
7-24-09
On this week'e episode of "Dear God"...
"Dear God : I hope you get this letter, and/ I pray you can make things better... "
OK, stop, trust me, I've heard it. Will people please stop playing that old XTC song already? I get it, Alan. You're not happy. Move on!
"Dear God : I've got some bug reports. Where do I send them?"
I hate to break this to ya, pal, but as your one true infallible perfect God, I can tell you with absolute certainy : It's not a bug. It's a feature. Next letter.
Dad, we talked about this. You promised to relax a little.
Alright, alright. Forward your reports to suggestions@pearlygates.hvn and I'll... consider them.