Hank Watches Television 116 : Guido's

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: July 31, 2009

by ComedyGeek
7-31-09
And now, a word from our sponsors
Heya, folks. I'm Guido, and this is my really classy restaurant. At Guido's, everything is classy... even our waitresses, like Shelly here.
Yeah, I even been to college n' shit!
We got them big fancy leather menus, real silverware with real silver, and all our food is that high class snooty French crap!
We even got an old guy that does nothing but sit in the bathroom and hand you fancy ass wipes and creams!
So if you're looking to nail a really high-class broad, take her here, to Guido's Real Classy Eats.
"We got class coming out our ass!"