Hank Watches Television 120 : Skedaddles

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: August 4, 2009

by ComedyGeek
8-04-09
hrrrurrghh... Welcome to Skedaddles.... ghrururrr... can I take your order?
Uh... is that a live mongoose stapled to the wall?
hgggiggighrr... Yes, sir.... YURT! YURT! we pride ourselves on our.... THAT'S NOT A SUPPOSITORY MOTHER... quirky charm.
Uh, OK. What would you recommend?
guh-KECK! hlurgle....... I'm very fond of the... PURPLEJISM.... Bleeding Hearts of the Innocent nachoes... they're... beyond redemption.... sir.
Actually, I think I'll just have a drink. I don't think I could eat with the mongoose staring at me like that.