Hank Watches Television 126 : Great New Candy

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: August 10, 2009

by ComedyGeek
8-10-09
New from Candyman Confections, it's the rooster-shaped candy on a stick.... Cock Suckers!
Sounds tasty.
Every candy aisle will soon be teaming with Cock Suckers! You'll never have trouble finding a Cock Sucker again!
Promises, promises.
So go get your own personal long-lasting Cock Sucker today! Ask for it by name!
I'm both jealous and intrigued.