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| M'am.. there's a sign outside that reads "Homemade 'Cookies' for sale!". Is it yours? | |
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| Why yes, officer, it is. I made it myself. | |
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| Is there some doubt as to whether or not what you are selling are, indeed, cookies? | |
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| No, of course not! They're perfectly normal chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. Would you like one? | |
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| No, m'am, I'm on duty. M'am, what are the quotes doing on that sign? | |
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| They emphasize the word "cookies" of course. | |
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