Hank Watches Television 142 : Grammar Police

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: August 26, 2009

by ComedyGeek
8-26-09
M'am.. there's a sign outside that reads "Homemade 'Cookies' for sale!". Is it yours?
Why yes, officer, it is. I made it myself.
Is there some doubt as to whether or not what you are selling are, indeed, cookies?
No, of course not! They're perfectly normal chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. Would you like one?
No, m'am, I'm on duty. M'am, what are the quotes doing on that sign?
They emphasize the word "cookies" of course.