Hank Watches Television 142b : Grammar Police Part 2

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: August 26, 2009

by ComedyGeek
8-26-09
M'am. quotes can only do two things : indicate that you're quoting someone else, or suggest that there's doubt about the word or phrase within the quotes.
I see. But I've seen other signs using quotes like mine does!
Doesn't make it right, m'am. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time, but fix that sign soon, OK?
I will, officer. And thank you.
No problem, m'am. It's all in a day's work for... THE GRAMMAR POLICE.
Oooh!