Hank Watches Television 150 : You Get What You Pay For

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: September 3, 2009

by ComedyGeek
9-03-09
Say mister, is that your spaceship there?
Sure is. Ain't she a beauty? You should have seen her before I crashed.
Is that why all the grownups are acting weird?
Yup. My ship is putting out a harmless field that makes adult sentients come and repair it. Don't worry, it can't effect you. You're too young for it.
They don't look like they're fixing anything. They look more like they're.... wrestling.
Fucking cheap Betelgeusian repair fields! Uh, you're probably too young for this, too.