Hank Watches Television 161 : Jenkins Inc.

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: September 14, 2009

by ComedyGeek
9-14-09
JENKINS! Are you slacking off in here again?
No, sir. Just maximizing my profits.
I beg your pardon?
See, my pay is my revenue. My labour is my expense. So I'm doing my duty to my shareholder(me) to maximize profit by doing the least work for the most money.
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!
What are you, some kinda communist?