Hank Watches Television 173 : Brave New Drugs

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: September 26, 2009

by ComedyGeek
9-26-09
Another day at Ginormous Labs
... and this is where we make one of our fastest-growing drugs, Rechitrex.
Gee Doc, what does that do?
Nothing good, I assure you. It causes headaches, nausea, blurred vision. hot flashes, and biblical incontinence.
Wow, Doc, what's THAT for?
The main intended effect is to make the patient glad he doesn't have to take in any more.
Makes sense.