Hank Watches Television 175 : Appearances Count

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: September 28, 2009

by ComedyGeek
9-28-09
No, really, they look fine.
Really? You don't think my wings are getting too shiny? I don't want to look tacky.
They're fine. Seriously, you're the vainest person I've ever met.
Well appearances count! Half the reason people don't like us is that we don't put forth a polished, professional appearance.
Yeah, and the other half is that we're horrible mutant freaks of irresponsible genetic experimentation.
Well we can at least meet people halfway!