Hank Watches Television 176 : Alternate Karaoke Night 2

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: September 29, 2009

by ComedyGeek
9-29-09
To the tune of "Fascination" by Human League
Deep feeling, constipation, nothing’s moving, feels so ba-ad
Deep feeling, constipation, my ass is burning, I’m so sa-ad!
To the tune of "Super Trooper" by ABBA
Pooper scooper, or they're gonna fine you, clean up all my poo, something I can't do, but somewhere close behind is you!
Pooper scooper, or they're gonna fine you, dog doo is no fun, clean up when I'm done/ unless it's just a Number One !
To the tune of "PEaceful, Easy Feeling" by the Eagles
'cause I got a grease-full, queasy feeling, and I know I won't keep it down, cause some's already laying... on the ground.