Hank Watches Television 182 : Lurlene Lives Again 3

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: October 6, 2009

by ComedyGeek
10-06-09
NO! I don't BELIEVE you! EVERYBODY wants something from me! Even when they say they don't, they do!
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The farmer wants me to be a champion milker! OK! The girl wants me to be a number one show cow! Sure! Why not? My fiance wants me to be the perfect little church cow! Fine! Whatever!
But...
So don't go telling me you don't want anything from me, because I know better! So just tell me what it is, and I'll do it, OK?
My word, I had no idea what she was going through.