Hank Watches Television 187 : Lurlene Breaks Down

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: October 11, 2009

by ComedyGeek
10-11-09
I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND! or... boyfriend... or, or... or WHATEVER!
But I...
I know I'm not a boy but I'll be real quiet and nice and maybe we can cuddle or watch TV or whatever it is you do and I can pretend to be a boy or maybe get bigger horns or something, cause, cause...
Look, I just...
..cause you are SO NICE and SO COOL and nobody has ever talked to me like you do and so all I want is to be around you and HOW COMEYOU'RE NOT SAYING ANYTHING?!?
You mean I get to talk too?