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| Ah, fresh meat. Welcome to Hell for Intellectuals, sinner! | |
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| Hah! What kind of an insecure and jealous God would put a man like me in Hell just for being an intellectual? | |
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| Oh, no. You're in here because you were a horrible raging evil douchebag your whole life. Anyhow, all your heroes are here... Ayn Rand, Voltaire, Camus, Nietzsche... | |
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| But... that's fantastic! Finally, I'll be in the company of my intellectual peers! | |
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| ... the bad news? All they ever talk about it sports and American Idol. | |
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| But... they.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! | |
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