Hank Watches Television 201 : Door To Door Squirrel

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: October 25, 2009

by ComedyGeek
10-25-09
Um, hello there.
Good afternoon, sir. Have you given serious thought to the fate of your soul come Judgement Day?
Uh, listen, I don't really...
Nah, I'm just fucking with ya. Listen, did you know that we squirrels will lick ANYTHING if it's covered in peanut butter?
Just uh... what, exactly do you mean by....
ANYTHING, pal. No questions asked or answered. As long as it tastes like peanut butter, we'll just keep licking. Think about it.