Hank Watches Television 203 : For Love Starved Wiccans

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: October 27, 2009

by ComedyGeek
10-27-09
"Blessed Be, children! "
Well met, hag!
"Are you a lonesome Wiccan in need of special communion with winsome skyclad nymphs? "
Nymphs? No.
"Then reach deep into your Earth-self and call... The Ley Line., Nymphs await your call.... credit cards only, $5.99/minute, must be over 17. "
Get back to me when you hire some... satyrs.