Hank Watches Television 213 : Robophobia Can Be Conquered

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: November 5, 2009

by ComedyGeek
11-05-09
Alight, JT. You can do this. Just turn to the nice rrrobot and order your meal.
I AM PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR ORDER SIR.
Robophobia CAN be conquered. You CAN do this, JT. The robot is here to help you, not hurt you.
PLEASE ORDER A MEAL OR STEP ASIDE FOR THE NEXT CUSTOMER, SIR.
The robot is NOT going to rip out your spine and shove it up your ass till it sticks out your mouth.
OK THAT IS IT. THIS UNIT IS NOW ON BREAK. I AM GOING IN THE BACK TO PURGE MY BUFFER.