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To the tune of "Hakuna Matata" from Disney's The Lion King
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| C'thulhu f'tagn! What a wonderful phrase! C'thulhu f'tagn! Will bring the END OF DAYS! | |
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| It means no humans for the rest of Earth's days! To be spared the worst... we'll be eaten first! C'thulhu F'tagn! | |
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To the tune of "Luka" by Susanne Vega
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| My name is Loofah. I hang on your shower door. I'm always there for you. Yes, I think you've used me before. | |
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| If you need something really great, to cleanse your skin and exfoliate... just don't ask me where I've been!(etc) | |
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To the tune of "Vaseline" by the Flaming Lips
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| I know a guy who... died on the cross! We all loved him... 'cause he was the Son of the Boss! | |
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| But he wasn't a Muslim, or the Dalai Lama! He wasn't a Hindu... in funky pajamas! He was the NAAAAAZARENE! | |
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