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The car alarm is a complete failure as an invention. I shall illustrate with the help of these two fine young gentlemen.
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What the car alarm companies think people do when they hear a car alarm
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| Listen! That sound can mean only one thing : A criminal is attempting the theft of a car! | |
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| Quick, alert the authorities whilst I rustle up a posse! | |
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What people really do when they hear a car alarm
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| Oh great, some asshole's car alarm is going off. | |
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| Man, I hate those things. | |
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